Tap when your stop arrives. Time is not on your side.
Watch the colors light up, then tap them back. It gets sneaky.
Green means go. Orange means DO NOT.
Name things. Fast. The category will betray you.
Memorize the list. Survive the flies. Shop.
One rat. Five scenes. He's getting smarter.
Read the roof light. Do not anger the off-duty cab.
The crosswalk is all the way over there. Good luck.
7 daily questions. Fold the slice: yes or no?
Doors closing. Tourist family ahead. RUN.
The Arizona is 99 cents. It says it on the can.
Defend the slice. Beware the seagull.
For entertainment only — not a sobriety or impairment test. Never drive after using cannabis.
